The Boys are Back

Not quite back in town, they've just left Arkansas. The Hubs and I have enjoyed our two week vacay from the boys, but I have to admit that I've missed them. We both have.

Hubs: Are you guys on your way?

Kohai: Yes

Me: Send me a selfie of you guys, please! I've forgotten what you look like.

Me: Can I have one of you guys together? Don't you both look handsome. Have you gotten taller since the last time we saw you?

Hubs: At least Kohai remembered how to smile ...

Kohai: Senpai doesn't want to show his face.

Me: Do it Senpai, please. For your own mother who has missed you terribly.

Kohai: There he is.

Me: What a face, Senpai.

Hubs: "He's not your son anymore ... He's CATORCE!"

Senpai: What does that even mean?

Me: I'm laughing so hard I think I might wet myself. I'll be back in a minute.

Senpai: I'm confused.

Me: Uno, dos, tres, catorce!

Senpai: Four?

Me: Seriously, I have to go pee!

Hubs: Fourteen. It's also the name of a street gang from this show The Closer.

Senpai: I don't understand.

Kohai: What r u talkin about?

Hubs: Your mother is referencing the inexplicable lyrics from U2's song, "Hello," which opens with "1, 2, 3, 14" in Spanish.

Kohai: Okay, me and Senpai luv u both. 

Hubs: Love you, too!

Me: Love you, baby. Your mother and father have not lost their minds.

Yeah, I think Kohai busted out with the "luv u" to get us both to shut up. I'm pretty sure our sons think we're weirdos.